Me: Ummmm... no! You aren't old enough. Besides once you start, you have to keep it up, and you'll end up regretting it
Tarren: What do you mean, "keep it up"?
Me: You'll have to shave every other day or so. You're hair will keep growing back.
Tarren: That's why I figured you could take me to get a wax.
Are you freaking kidding me??!!! What next???